Chapter 161: The Light of Righteousness Shone Upon the Earth!

In the livestreaming room.

Wave after wave of bullet comments cascaded across the screen.

"Just joined. Isn't this the Single Godfather's channel? Why are we talking about driving cars now?"

"Everyone, does anyone have a spare car? This little brother wants to borrow one for the night."

"The person above, you're trying a bit too hard there."

"People these days, they even have to show off when sending a comment."

"Seriously, what a bunch of show-offs (six-pack abs)!"

"May I ask, if you get caught by the police while soliciting a prostitute, but before you've actually paid, and you claim you were just hooking up, does it still count as prostitution?"

……

Interacting with his viewers and driving some slightly spicy jokes for a bit, Bai Qingming felt quite cheerful.

Must admit, supermarkets are extremely thoughtful when it comes to product placement.

Right next to the chocolate display was the section for family planning products, taking up a whole row.

Today, all these items were on sale.

At the same time, the supermarket had partnered with a hospital, advertising painless abortions right next to it.

Just then, a young couple walked past.

The girl was youthful and pretty, with shoulder-length hair and a short, thin skirt that barely covered her bottom. She wasn't wearing stockings, leaving her legs bare, very fair and tender.

As for her appearance, from Bai Qingming's perspective, she was a solid seven out of ten.

From the way the girl kept calling the guy holding her arm "Senior," it was easy to tell they were both college students.

The two walked up to that row of shelves and began browsing.

"Honey."

The girl spoke up, "None of these are right for you."

Hearing this, the guy wanted to retort, but he didn't know what to say.

He opened his mouth a few times, but hesitated to speak.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up as he spotted a medium-sized box.

"Let's just make do with this one."

Overjoyed, the guy quickly grabbed it.

"No way."

The girl pouted.

The guy fell silent.

After a long while, he spoke again in a tentative tone:

"How about... if you agree, I'll buy you the newest Apple phone tomorrow."

"Really?"

It was obvious the girl was tempted.

"Really, I'm not lying to you."

The guy swore earnestly.

Assured by the promise, the girl hesitated for a moment.

Finally, she gritted her teeth and made up her mind.

A totally unremarkable piece of dialogue.

The young couple didn't hold back at all, completely ignoring whether anyone else was around.

And just like that,

the entire conversation was heard loud and clear by the viewers in the stream.

For a moment, everyone was stunned.

"I'm asking for a friend's husband—where can I buy these sea-dog pills?"

"Right, right, my best friend also asked me to ask for her husband."

……

The chat was buzzing with lively activity, and Bai Qingming wasn't in any hurry to leave.

His original plan had been to sneak notes inside the chocolate boxes, and secretly poke a few holes in these condoms with a needle, just to make a tiny contribution to the nation's population growth.

On second thought, though, doing something like that was just too wicked, and it didn't fit his public persona.

So, Bai Qingming abandoned the idea.

Meanwhile, that young couple wasn't in a hurry to leave either.

Just as the two of them were standing there browsing, a pleasant phone ringtone chimed.

~You became someone else's mistress, and I knew it wasn't because of love~

It was the girl's phone ringing.

She pulled her phone from her bag, and the moment she saw the caller ID, her brows instantly furrowed.

"Don't make a sound."

The girl first whispered this warning to the guy beside her, and then answered the call.

"Hello, honey."

Bai Qingming had actually been planning to leave, but hearing the exact same endearment she had used for the guy beside her, he instinctively stopped in his tracks.

Intuition told him that staying behind was going to be entertaining.

So Bai Qingming pretended to be absent-minded as he walked forward a bit, getting closer to the girl, and casually picked up a nearby item as if he were shopping.

Feigning shopping, but actually eavesdropping.

Not just him, the viewers in the livestream also perked up.

"Holy crap, there's a plot twist!"

"I bet the person on the phone is the official boyfriend."

"Quick, quick, I've got my melon seeds and small stool ready."

"I'm from the Qixi Festival Cheating Bust Task Force. Anyone in the chat who needs help can contact me—ready on call, fair prices."

The viewers loved watching this kind of live stream; whenever something like this happened, they became exceptionally enthusiastic and high-spirited.

"Honey, I've got some stuff going on at school today for Qixi, so I can't spend the day with you. Sorry."

The girl said in a weak, delicate voice.

"What a coincidence."

The person on the other end of the line was indeed a guy, and although the phone wasn't on speaker, Bai Qingming could hear his voice.

The person paused for a moment and continued, "Babe, I was about to tell you the same thing. I got a temporary business trip assignment, so I won't be able to come keep you company."

The guy still hadn't noticed anything unusual.

Hearing this, the girl instantly breathed a sigh of relief, feigned calmness, and started chatting with the person on the other end.

It was nothing more than the usual nonsense: I miss you, do you miss me, and things like that.

By this moment, the viewers in the livestream finally understood what was going on.

Suckers are born every year, but there seem to be an awful lot of them this year.

Clearly, that brother's car on the other end of the phone was about to be borrowed by someone else tonight.

Bai Qingming hated this kind of thing most of all. Even though it had nothing to do with him, he couldn't bear to listen anymore.

Since he had run into it, he couldn't just sit idly by.

With that thought, Bai Qingming stepped forward.

Before the girl could hang up the phone, he strode quickly over.

As he passed right by the girl, Bai Qingming didn't hesitate for a second, shouting out loudly:

"Checking out of Room 203..."

His voice was so loud he was certain the person on the other end of the phone could hear it clearly.

In an instant, her true colors were exposed, and the girl was dumbfounded.

"Honey, listen to my explanation..."

"Hello? Honey?"

"Hello?"

The call was disconnected, and the girl's mind went completely blank.

Turning around, she glared at Bai Qingming and snapped furiously, "Are you out of your mind?!"

Bai Qingming didn't speak; he just smiled.

The light of justice shone upon the earth!

Yet right at that moment,

from the other side of the shelf, a set of voices conveniently drifted over.

"Oh big brother, you're so amazing, unlike my boyfriend... your girlfriend must love you so much, right?"

"Don't mention that bitch to me. I just heard her shouting about checking out of Room 203 over there..."

As the voices grew louder, another young couple appeared in Bai Qingming's field of vision in an extremely intimate posture.

The moment the two couples laid eyes on each other, however, the scene instantly descended into chaos.

Both girls panicked instantly, crying out simultaneously in reflex:

"Honey, let me twist the truth—I mean, let me explain!"

"Babe, it's not what you think!"

They were both talking to the guys standing next to them.

As their voices trailed off, the scene fell abruptly quiet.

At that moment,

the four of them stared at each other with wide eyes.

Bai Qingming stood right in the middle holding his broadcasting smartphone, his toes curling awkwardly inside his shoes.