Come to my room, I want to show you something wonderful.

Starting With a Song That Makes All the Singles Cry Master of the Food Sect 2800 words 2026-04-01 07:21:56

"That's it for the stream today, guys. Bye-bye!"

He couldn't keep playing. If he went any further, it would cross the line, and something bad might happen.

This lie detector was practically some kind of black technology. Powerful as it was, keeping it in his own hands was a bit of overkill.

"Next time, I should use it to trick the old woman and see how that goes."

With this thought in mind, Bai Qingming ended the stream at lightning speed.

***

The broadcast concluded, and the system's voice rang in Bai Qingming's ears.

[Livestream settlement in progress.]

[Online viewers for this session: 36 million. Total donations received: 823,236.54.]

[Livestream rating: D. 100 exchange points awarded.]

[Note: Livestream ratings are divided into five tiers: A, B, C, D, S, with S being the highest, and so on. D is the worst.]

Hearing this series of prompts, Bai Qingming couldn't help feeling surprised.

Over thirty-six million viewers, more than eighty thousand in donations, a constant stream of bullet chats throughout, and the rating was still a D?

How was that even calculated?

If a livestream like that only counted as this level, what kind of standard must an S-rank be?

Did he need the entire world to watch his stream simultaneously?

As soon as this thought popped into his head, Bai Qingming couldn't help drawing a sharp breath.

He currently had one hundred million followers. He had thought that was the peak, but who would have guessed it was only the beginning.

Interesting, simply fascinating!

He browsed through the items in the mall.

Bai Qingming couldn't afford a single useful item, and he wouldn't deign to look at any of the useless ones.

In the end, he spent 10 exchange points to buy a watch.

The moment the exchange was marked as complete, the watch appeared on Bai Qingming's wrist.

According to the description, this watch didn't actually have any special functions; it was purely used for telling time.

However, its design was unique—it was the exact same model as Conan's watch, and made from some unknown material. It was even said to glow in the dark.

Who could possibly resist a watch that glows in the dark?

So, hand it over!

Bai Qingming made the trade without a moment's hesitation.

After the exchange, he sent a WeChat message to Dailaoemei next door.

"Asleep yet?"

On the other end, Dailaoemei had also finished her stream long ago and was lying in bed playing on her phone. Seeing the message, she replied that she wasn't.

Immediately afterward, four words appeared in the WeChat chat window.

"Come to my room."

Receiving such a message out of the blue, Dailaoemei was somewhat baffled.

But the very next moment, another message came through.

"I'll show you a treasure."

You dog of a man.

Seeing this message, Dailaoemei understood in a second. She sat bolt upright in bed, excitement written all over her face.

What was going on?

Was he being this direct?

In the middle of the night, the dog man was actually calling her to his room?

And he said he wanted to show her his treasure.

As for what kind of treasure that was, did it even need to be asked?

Dailaoemei blushed just thinking about it.

Could it be that this guy had finally figured things out?

Was he going to do something to her?

That's right, it had to be.

All those days of wearing black silk stockings and parading around in front of him hadn't been in vain; it had finally paid off.

However, without even a confession, going straight to his room—wasn't this progress a little too fast?

For a moment, Dailaoemei couldn't help herself, letting her imagination run wild. All the positions she had heard of before surfaced in her mind just as she was about to use them.

"How annoying, making a girl take the initiative to go over there," the old woman muttered to herself.

After agonizing for half a day, she finally replied to Bai Qingming with a "Just a moment."

Then Dailaoemei hurriedly began to doll herself up.

She had removed her makeup before going to bed, but now she reapplied it from scratch.

Beneath her pajamas, she slipped into her favorite and most sensual set of lingerie.

She had originally wanted to wear black silk stockings, but after a second thought, she decided against it.

After all, Balenciaga stockings were quite expensive, and she was afraid that guy wouldn't be able to wait and would just rip them apart.

There definitely wasn't time for a shower, so she'd just wait until they were done and take one together.

At the mere thought of the two of them showering together, Dailaoemei could hardly bear it.

For once, she hoped the dog man would be a bit gentle and go easy on her.

Finished with her grooming, Dailaoemei couldn't wait to arrive at Bai Qingming's door.

She pushed it open and was about to step inside when she inexplicably froze.

Just then, Dailaoemei had suddenly thought of a very serious problem.

Bai Qingming's place didn't seem to have *that* kind of thing.

Right, Durex.

Her mother said that if she ever got a boyfriend, she must make sure he wore that kind of thing before playing with him.

If they didn't have any right now, what on earth should she do?

Go buy some now?

The problem was, did the dog man take a large, medium, or small?

Dailaoemei had no idea.

Besides, she had heard from people before that those things came in many brands and types.

Ultra-thin, ribbed, wolf-tooth, and she heard there was even something called ice-and-fire dual sensation, which was extremely thrilling to use.

Which one should she buy? Dailaoemei had zero experience.

To be honest, that wolf-tooth one sounded very violent, and she kind of liked the sound of it, she just didn't know if a beginner like her could handle it.

Besides, a guy should be the one preparing such things. How could she, a girl, have the nerve to do it?

At that moment, seeing the door push open and Dailaoemei's figure appear in the doorway, Bai Qingming immediately spoke up,

"Come on in, I've been waiting for you for ages."

"Did you get everything ready?"

Dailaoemei wanted to give Bai Qingming a subtle reminder.

After all, she wasn't that kind of casual girl; for her first time, she had to make sure safety measures were taken no matter what.

"Ready for what?"

Bai Qingming was momentarily stunned, but he quickly caught on.

She must be asking him if his treasure was ready.

So Bai Qingming nodded.

"I've been ready for a long time, just waiting for you to get here."

Hearing him say that, Dailaoemei completely set her mind at ease.

He should have said so earlier, sparing her all that unnecessary worry.

It looked like, barring any accidents, she'd be able to conquer this dog man tonight.

With her mind wandering, Dailaoemei walked into Bai Qingming's bedroom with a demure gait, growing increasingly excited about what was about to happen.

"Turn off the lights and get in my bed," Bai Qingming instructed.

Dailaoemei obediently turned off the lights.

It was better with the lights off; it would make it easier to let go.

And so,

the old woman, harboring a pounding heart, slowly approached Bai Qingming's big bed.

"Come here, closer," Bai Qingming beckoned.

As Dailaoemei drew near, he suddenly flipped the blanket up and covered Dailaoemei's head with it.

"What are you doing?"

Dailaoemei was full of curiosity.

However, she quickly figured out what Bai Qingming was up to.

People always said that you had to do some foreplay before doing *that* business, otherwise it would hurt.

Stinky man, who would have thought he'd have so much experience?

Hmph.

At that moment, a corner of the blanket was lifted.

Immediately afterward, Bai Qingming ducked his head under as well.

"Where is your... treasure?"

Dailaoemei asked in a slightly bashful, quiet voice.

From now on, the usage rights of that treasure would belong to her!

She'd finally get to eat something warm this winter!

The old woman played hard to get, eager to assert her dominance.

Bai Qingming was wearing pajamas.

Seeing the old woman growing impatient, he smiled slightly and rolled up his sleeves.

Then, Dailaoemei watched as this dog man extended his left wrist right before her eyes.

And then, Bai Qingming uttered a sentence that utterly shattered her sanity:

"Look, my watch glows in the dark!"