Chapter 141: Your Brother Is Amazing

Starting With a Song That Makes All the Singles Cry Master of the Food Sect 2774 words 2026-04-01 07:21:53

“I recognize this lady; she once got into a fight in bed with my brother!” The young boy’s loud voice echoed throughout the entire hall.

In the next moment, the entire wedding scene fell into a stunned silence.

Bai Qingming sat right beside the boy. He had just taken a sip of water, and upon hearing the child’s words, nearly choked.

Although he had just caught the bride engaged in some indescribable act, he had no intention of revealing it.

There are rules in the world: always leave some leeway for others, so that one may meet again in the future.

Besides, today was her joyous day, and he had sneaked in just to crash the party; it wouldn’t be appropriate to say anything.

Yet Bai Qingming did not expect children nowadays to be so brazen.

Truly, what goes around comes around; no one escapes the heavens’ judgment.

If nothing else, the boy’s brother was likely the man who had just been “exercising” with the bride?

After a brief silence, all the guests began whispering among themselves, pointing fingers at Ye Chen.

It was indeed a strange phenomenon.

Whenever a man’s wife cheats, it is typically the husband who becomes the laughingstock.

From ancient times to the present, it seems the honest man always attracts the most scrutiny.

Take Wu Dalang as an example: he did nothing wrong, yet became a figure of ridicule.

One might ask: in affairs like this, isn’t the man the victim?

What fault does the honest man have?

At this moment, Ye Chen was utterly bewildered.

He looked at the speaking boy and a flurry of questions flooded his mind.

Whose child was this?

Since when did he have a younger brother?

Wait, that doesn’t add up!

The boy’s “brother” probably wasn’t him, was it?

Damn it, had he been cheated on again?

A wave of confusion engulfed Ye Chen.

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“The child is just making things up. Don’t misunderstand, everyone. Besides, fighting is normal—no fight, no friendship!” The MC on stage hurriedly tried to smooth things over.

Upon hearing this, the boy immediately grew displeased.

Normally, he wouldn’t mind adults doubting him, but now there were several little girls at the tables watching.

Saying that made him lose face, as if he were lying!

No sooner had the MC finished speaking than the boy raised his voice again.

“I really know this lady!”

“That night, I was playing a game when I suddenly heard this lady shouting for help from my brother’s room.”

“When I went to check, it turned out they were fighting—so fiercely that their clothes were torn off. That lady kept begging my brother to let her go.”

The boy spoke each word clearly and earnestly.

He even added one final statement:

“If I am lying, may my brother be hit by a car when he goes outside!”

Upon hearing this, the bride’s mind went utterly blank.

Even the MC had no way to cover for the situation.

At that moment, a young man stood up from among the guests and quickly approached the boy, giving an awkward smile to everyone.

“Everyone, don’t believe what kids say. Please don’t take it seriously.”

It was obvious that this man was the boy’s brother.

His appearance instantly made the atmosphere tense.

But when Bai Qingming heard the man’s voice, he fell into deep thought.

Something felt off.

He vaguely recalled that the man’s voice he had heard earlier was different from this one.

Perhaps;

Maybe;

He had simply misremembered.

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To be honest, Ye Chen was in turmoil.

He knew the boy’s brother.

This man was the bride’s close male friend.

The bride often stayed at his house, but it was said they were completely innocent—no matter sharing the same bed, nothing had ever happened.

At the same time,

Ye Chen recalled many things he had previously neglected.

Half a month ago, the bride wasn’t even his girlfriend—just his goddess whom he was pursuing.

Until one night, the goddess got drunk and unexpectedly asked him to pick her up from the bar.

It was that very night that something happened between them.

Yes, it was the goddess who took the initiative.

And she didn’t use protection.

Ye Chen suggested it, but the goddess refused, saying it felt more comfortable without it.

Moreover, near the end, she wouldn’t let him pull out.

The next day, the goddess shared some good news:

She was pregnant!

But now, thinking about it, how was that possible so soon?

Damn it, only now did he realize the problem.

Case closed.

He had been cheated on again.

After the undeniable evidence, Ye Chen became calm.

Perhaps he was simply too used to being betrayed.

Many guests at the wedding were already whispering and pointing fingers, calling him a “scapegoat.”

The wedding was forced to pause.

Ye Chen hesitated whether the ceremony should continue.

After all, she was still his goddess.

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Any normal man would have lost his temper instantly in such a situation, but Ye Chen was different.

He had been clever since childhood, knowing how to weigh pros and cons.

After a moment of contemplation, Ye Chen came to a conclusion.

So what if he was a scapegoat?

So what if he was honest?

So what if the child wasn’t his?

If one wanted to get through life, a little green on the head was inevitable.

Could every man present be so sure that their wives never cheated? That their children were truly their own?

It was the twenty-first century—no one was that naive anymore.

At the very least, Ye Chen was certain the goddess’s child was not his.

In fact, that wasn’t so bad. It gave him a psychological head start, knowing he wasn’t the biological father.

Indeed, comforting himself with such self-deception made Ye Chen feel much better.

He gritted his teeth, his gaze gradually growing resolute.

What was a green hat, after all?

It wasn’t the first time.

He, Ye Chen, would wear it.

And so, Ye Chen chose to forgive.

Just as he was about to tell the MC to continue the wedding,

Another twist occurred.

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“Your brother’s amazing!”

“My brother also fought with this lady in bed.”

“But my brother never beat her. I saw with my own eyes that she was straddling my brother, and he couldn’t move.”

At Bai Qingming’s table, a little girl looked at the boy who had just spoken, her eyes full of admiration.

“You guys aren’t anything; my brother’s the real deal. This lady fought with my brother, and after losing, my brother shoved a thick, long stick into her mouth. She threw up several times.”

Another young boy chimed in.

Gathered together, the children began competing over whose brother was tougher.

At that moment, the wedding scene completely spiraled out of control.

Hearing the children’s words, Bai Qingming was stunned.

Viewers in Old Wang’s live chat had seen the entire process clearly, and these lurkers instantly got excited.

“Isn’t this better entertainment than crashing the party?”

“By the way, what’s this thick, long stick? Could someone please explain? How thick is thick? How long is long?”

“I’m more curious about which body parts were involved in the ‘body collisions’?”

“If I had to choose among the three, I’d pick being straddled!”

“Why is it a multiple-choice question? Shouldn’t it be a ranking?”

“????”

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The wedding hall was in utter chaos.