Chapter 121: Do I Get a Discount if a Friend Referred Me?

Starting With a Song That Makes All the Singles Cry Master of the Food Sect 2691 words 2026-04-01 07:20:11

"The streamer is going a bit too far, asking such a sensitive question to a young lady."

"Daring to get suggestive on a livestream? The streamer is truly a bold one."

"Some people, while watching a stream, have already opened their browsers."

"Take care of your health, fellow veterans. Don't end up malnourished."

As the chatter continued, the viewers became increasingly agitated.

On the other end, Yiyi was at a complete loss for how to answer. Her mother had taught her since she was a child that if anyone asked such questions, she must never answer, nor should she easily take off her pants for anyone to see. Not even when she was older, unless they paid. And they had to pay first.

Now, this client hadn't even paid yet, but he wanted her to answer this question. What if she answered and he refused to pay? Wouldn't she be at a total loss? Therefore, no matter what, Yiyi would not answer this question.

"Boss, if you don't want to place an order, just say so. Why ask such questions?" The professional gaming companion said, sounding a bit annoyed. "Keep your money; I don't know the answer."

Hearing the lady's flustered response, the viewers laughed gleefully.

"She's flustered, she's actually flustered."

"Streamer, streamer, I'm good at this! Let me answer. Do I get paid if I get it right?"

"Move aside, you lot. I know more than any of you. Let me try."

...

On the other side, Bai Qingming also chuckled.

"You don't know this? You're really slow. Between 'a woman's legs' is the word 'and'!"

Hearing the answer, the gaming companion named Yiyi froze on the spot. It took her a long time to realize what he meant. The word "and" is literally between the words "a woman's legs." After all that, it was just a wordplay riddle. It was simple enough, and she could only blame herself for letting her mind wander into the gutter.

Yiyi felt a bit irritated. What kind of bizarre questions were these? Every single one sounded so dirty, yet the answers were perfectly innocent. Still, she was glad she hadn't said what she was thinking out loud. That would have been too embarrassing.

Just then, her phone on the right side of her desk vibrated. She picked it up and saw someone tagging her in the gaming companion WeChat group.

"Yiyi, look, you're on TV!"

Below the message was a link. Clicking it, she found herself in Bai Qingming’s livestream. When she saw the viewer count in the top right corner, her whole world collapsed. Over thirty million people were watching! Had they all heard the conversation between her and the client?

Just as she was thinking this, a comment suddenly popped up, drawing everyone's attention.

"Guys, I just remembered, I've played with this Yiyi before. It was through a mutual acquaintance. The girl has an incredible body, her voice is intoxicating, and she'll go along with any position. Don't believe me? I can tell by her voice that it's her. She has a mole on her butt. If you don't believe me, place an order and see for yourself."

As soon as this comment appeared, the viewers went wild.

"Bro, hook me up with her contact info."

"Is there a discount if I go through a mutual acquaintance?"

"Anyone want to group-buy an order? Let's split the cost? Don't get me wrong, I just want to see what that mole looks like."

For a while, the comments were relentless. Seeing these, Yiyi didn't know what to say; she was on the verge of a breakdown. In reality, she was just a college student working as a gaming companion part-time. Right now, she was terrified that if any classmates or teachers saw this stream and recognized her, she would never be able to show her face again.

Realizing this, Yiyi couldn't bear to continue taking orders from Bai Qingming. Without saying a word, she hung up the voice chat and ended the session. As for the negative review, she didn't care anymore. A bad review was better than being recognized by someone she knew.

Meanwhile, hearing the call hang up, Bai Qingming was stunned. What was going on? Why did she leave? Couldn't she take a joke? He tried sending a message to her account, but she had already gone offline. Clearly, she had run off.

That took the fun out of it. The viewers kept spamming the chat, saying they hadn't seen enough. The stream was at its most exciting point, and stopping now was infuriating. It was like being home alone late at night, finally finding some "educational material" to pass the time, only for the power to cut out right at the most intense part, just as you were about to start working on your "manual labor."

"Snap," the power goes out.

You're almost there, but not quite. Only a man could understand that feeling.

...

Responding to the strong demand from his legion of viewers, Bai Qingming thought for a moment. Soon, he knew how to proceed with the stream.

"Guys, I, Bai, will give you all some treats tonight."

"Next, I'll continue to ask you questions. Everyone can participate in the rapid-fire answers. Whoever gives the correct answer first will receive a one-thousand-yuan red envelope. This event is real and valid."

"What do you think?"

As soon as Bai Qingming said this, everyone grew excited.

"I am known as the Encyclopedia. There isn't a question in the world I don't know. Ask away, streamer."

"An encyclopedia isn't necessarily better than a search engine, and besides, this is all about typing speed."

"Speed? I've been single for eighteen years. In terms of hand speed, who here can compare to me?"

"What era are you living in, still talking about hand speed? Don't you know about voice-to-text input?"

...

In front of his computer, seeing the viewers' enthusiasm, Bai Qingming felt reassured. He quickly recalled the memories in his mind. In an instant, those questions he had seen in the other world before he transmigrated surfaced clearly. Clearing his throat, Bai Qingming began.

"What gets harder the more a girl likes it? Especially married women—they can't control themselves the moment they see it and can't help but want it."

The next moment, the stream erupted.

"Hiss, another savage question?"

"I dare say, the answer is definitely not what I'm thinking!"

"Stop, please, streamer, no more driving! I've already finished six times tonight, my body really can't take it."

"I'll come clean—it's not my friend, it's me! I want the link!"

The stream was full of talent. Soon, a clever viewer guessed the answer.

"It's a diamond!"

Seeing someone get it so quickly, Bai Qingming decided to bring out his hidden gems.

"There is an organ on the human body that feels very good when something is inserted into it. Sometimes it secretes fluid, but when another person licks it with their tongue, they find it disgusting. What organ is this?"

"In what situation does using a stick to poke something cause the outside to become wet?"

"Which part of the human body gets bigger when stimulated?"

"Final question: There is something that, when put into a very soft, hot, and wet place while hard, becomes soft when it comes out. Most people put it in their mouths. What is this?"