What are you guys doing here, stocking up on goods? Did you pay the intelligence fee?

Escândalo? Eu Destruo Essa Indústria do Entretenimento! Novato em procrastinar 2666 words 2026-08-04 22:20:54

The appearance of the officers in blue and Xu Qingfeng’s absolute confidence made every viewer realize that this matter was undeniably real.

No one targeted by the authorities could remain so composed unless they were entirely innocent, yet Xu Qingfeng was too calm by half.

[Roll call, roll call! Animal Wang! Present!]

[It’s officially confirmed; Animal Wang is already in Donghai.]

[I’d love to see which blind fool still dares to curse the King of Hell.]

[When he drops heavy intel, he really drops it.]

The entertainment industry was already in a panic. Weibo’s trending searches had long been their private vegetable garden; out of sixty trending topics every daily cycle, half were consistently occupied by so-called celebrities. Important current affairs were nowhere to be found, while endless piles of utter nonsense filled the space.

Many people had yet to realize the consequences of landing on Weibo’s trending list, even though they had once gossiped about Xu Qingfeng behind his back.

Clearly, the number of people who had fallen beneath Xu Qingfeng’s butcher knife had already reached seven, yet celebrities still craved the traffic brought by those trending searches.

When others met with misfortune, they simply gloated, failing to see anything wrong with their own casual slander against Xu Qingfeng.

After all, the vast majority of them had mocked him. The law does not punish the masses, right? No matter how unhinged Xu Qingfeng was, he couldn't possibly kill all of them, could he?

Holy crap! He actually killed him?!

Wang Gu, an otherwise honest fellow, simply because he joined the crowd on Weibo in cursing Xu Qingfeng, and coincidentally climbed to the top of the trending list due to promotional campaigns for his new drama, had his neck mercilessly grabbed by Xu Qingfeng and was snuffed out right in front of millions of viewers.

Only then did the celebrities suddenly wake up: even if you merely cursed Xu Qingfeng, he would still take your life just the same.

"Holy shit, does he really not want to live anymore?"

"What the hell, does he have zero regard for his family and friends?"

"He's crazy, completely out of his mind."

"Good thing I pulled my trending tag."

"Anyway, I haven't done anything illegal."

Some celebrities said this aloud.

As for whether they had actually done anything or not, only they themselves knew.

In the livestream chat, some viewers suffered a mental breakdown on the spot.

[I believe in Wang Gu! He must have been framed!]

[My idol is so handsome and a great actor; I believe he just acted on a momentary impulse.]

[Hang in there, hubby.]

[You rabid dog, you won't die a good death!]

[Sob, sob, sob~]

Xu Qingfeng wore the classic metro-elderly-looking-at-phone expression. "Well, this really opens my eyes wide like a tiny knife slicing open a buttock. Looks like you guys are truly desperate. Have you never seen a man before? Go eat something decent! Moderators, moderators, kick them out, kick them out!"

Finding fans of Animal Wang right here in his livestream left Xu Qingfeng completely numb.

"Give me a few minutes, folks. I'm going to send the files over to the officers so Animal Wang doesn't manage to escape."

[No worries, take your time. You send yours, I'll send mine.]

[I'm getting firsthand intelligence right at the source.]

[Holy shit, are there really this many self-media workers in the chat?]

[We're here to watch the show, but you guys look like you're here to restock your inventory!]

[666, a path I never expected.]

[You guys don't get it. If you want to make a living, your news has to be explosive and your moves fast. Who could possibly move faster than the Wind God?]

[Wind God! The fastest man in the entertainment industry!]

[I have a friend in this business, and he said that previously, when reposting other people's leaks, not only was the source slow and lacking traffic, but he was always on tenterhooks. In case it was fake news, he'd be waiting to get sued and paying damages. Ever since the Wind God arrived, everything has gotten better. Everything is absolute solid truth, ridiculously comfortable.]

[???]

[Hahaha, holy shit, changing the landscape of the paparazzi circle single-handedly.]

[This is what you call a reputation!]

Right as Xu Qingfeng finished sending the files to the officers, he glanced back at the bullet comments and almost lost his composure.

"You're going too far, alright? The streamer treats you like family, and you treat me like your adoptive father? You came here to buy wholesale? Did you pay your stall fee?"

[Entertainment Circle Old Eight] sent [Rocket x 1] to the streamer.

"Oh, Old Eight, not bad at all. Thanks for the rocket, Old Eight." Xu Qingfeng expressed his gratitude before singling out others: "There's a reason Old Eight is an authority. Look at this attitude—wealthy, domineering, and cooperative! I hereby declare you the number one entertainment blogger on FlashYing! Everyone, go drop a follow for him."

Old Eight's newly created account saw its follower count skyrocket at a visible speed.

[Entertainment Circle Old Eight] sent [Rocket x 10] to the streamer.

[Detailed Entertainment Gossip] sent [Rocket x 5] to the streamer.

[Entertainment Circle Know-It-All] sent [Rocket x 1] to the streamer.

A swarm of entertainment bloggers frantically showered gifts.

[Holy crap, we've broken into a paparazzi den.]

[Everyone came here to restock in the middle of the night.]

[Am I going to have to change the King of Hell's name to Paparazzi?]

[Only gifting this much? Who do you think you're looking down on?]

[Moderators, moderators, time to kick some people.]

Xu Qingfeng waved his hands repeatedly. "Family members, don't talk nonsense. Who asked for ten rockets? The streamer is not that kind of person. People hearing this would think the streamer was aggressively shaking you down!"

[Entertainment Circle Know-It-All] sent [Rocket x 10] to the streamer.

Xu Qingfeng grinned from ear to ear. "Know-It-All is pretty great too, everyone go give him a follow."

[Hahaha, ten rockets earns a follow, but five rockets didn't even register, right?]

[《Not aggressively shaking them down》]

[Time to pay protection money!]

After bantering with the bloggers for a bit, Xu Qingfeng reopened his document. "Folks, it's getting late. The streamer will review one last case, and then we'll wrap it up for today."

[Don't, I'm not sleepy.]

[Wide awake in the middle of the night.]

[I can listen all night long!]

[Brother, can you give us a PowerPoint? I need to go back and review.]

Xu Qingfeng: "وْ"

"What, are you preparing for your graduate entrance exams? The streamer hates making PowerPoints the most in this lifetime, and yet you're actually asking for one."

[Pfft, hahaha, what the hell kind of PowerPoint!]

[Diagnosed as a corporate drone.]

"Old Eight, Know-It-All, did you hear that? The folks want a PowerPoint. Show some awareness."

[Consider it done!]

Several major accounts were ecstatic. This single sentence from Xu Qingfeng effectively planted an impression in the viewers' minds: if you want to eat melons, go find them.

"Alright, let's continue." Xu Qingfeng refreshed Weibo and rubbed his eyes in disbelief. "Folks, is there something wrong with the streamer's internet?"

"Fifty trending topics, and not a single celebrity search? Since when has Weibo become so full of positive energy?"

[Hahaha, I noticed it too. The cleanest day in Weibo's history.]

[People's livelihood issues actually ranking first? What year is this?]

[I'm tearing up. Is this what Weibo originally looked like?]

[Purging Weibo's trending searches single-handedly!]

[Quickly pay homage to the upright and honest official!]

Even Xu Qingfeng found it amusing. "Hold on, the streamer's going to dial 110 to report this—it's a major incident! This absolutely cannot be Weibo. Based on the streamer's experience, there is only one answer: Weibo has somehow been possessed by another soul!"

[???]

[Case solved.]

[Holy shit, the correct answer!]

[I knew something was wrong with Weibo; it's actually radiating the light of righteousness.]

Xu Qingfeng chuckled. "Never mind. Fortunately, listening to the chat just now, the streamer took a screenshot. Let's check out the screenshot."

"Alright, the streamer has a target. Let me keep you in suspense for a moment. Animal Wang's deeds were a bit too bloody and violent, so next up, the streamer will discuss an emotional topic."

[Entertainment Industry: The sky has fallen.]

[Hahaha, dish it out, dish it out!]

[A blind spot, huh?]

[Entertainment Industry!]

[Present!]

Xu Qingfeng typed onto the document: "The One Hundred and Eight Beasts of the Entertainment Industry—The Ingenious Star—The Prodigal Son XX!"