Chapter 54: The Advancing Star—Punching the Driver's Head Off

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[Hurry up, what on earth did Wang Gu do?]
[My friends are about to die of suspense.]
[My craving for gossip has reached its absolute peak.]
Xu Qingfeng took a sip of water to clear his throat. "So, what on earth did this scumbag Wang say to make even the hot-tempered and fierce Li Kui submit to him?"
Xu Qingfeng held up three fingers. "Li Kui has his three signature axes, and the scumbag Wang has his three signature axes as well. What's more, every single move completely overpowers Li Kui, giving the scumbag Wang three major victories.
"First, much like Li Kui, although the scumbag Wang isn't very bright, he possesses boundless strength, making him practically the ceiling of humanoid combat power. My bros in the live chat might not believe this, but why is the scumbag Wang called the ceiling of human combat power?
"Let me, the host, emphasize once again: it's the *humanoid* combat power ceiling! One day, the scumbag Wang hailed a ride and encountered a high-tech car. Hampered by his questionable intelligence, he tried his absolute best but still couldn't figure out how to open the car door. But hey, he was strong! In a fit of rage, the scumbag Wang literally tore apart the glass with his bare hands and beat the car door with his fists. Neither the tempered glass nor the steel door could withstand his punches, creating a massacre so bloody it was practically a river of blood.
"The driver was trembling with fear, begging for mercy over and over again. But this only fueled the scumbag Wang's ferocity even more. Like sending a piercing arrow into the sky to summon thousands of troops, he rounded up eighteen ruffians and beat the driver so badly he had to be hospitalized with severe injuries. Do you bros think it ends here?"
[What the heck, isn't this already defying the heavens?]
[Holy crap, they're just letting this slide?]
[Such a huge incident and nobody called the police?]
[Bro, come on, this is way too absurd. You're making this up, right?]
Xu Qingfeng shook his head. "This host never talks nonsense."
"Let's continue, shall we? After beating the driver and smashing the car, the scumbag Wang got angrier the more he thought about it. Believing that the ride-hailing platform's dispatched car wasn't high-end enough and didn't match his precious status, he had his relief personnel hunt down the platform company and beat up the dispatcher. The process was extremely brutal, and the ending utterly bloody—something that would give ordinary people nightmares. But the scumbag Wang is no ordinary person! Not only did this beast record a video of it, but he also enjoyed watching it every single night before going to bed. He's practically the crème de la crème of absolute scumbags, so peak that even Li Kui would call him a seasoned professional."
The live chat exploded instantly.
[What the actual fuck, what kind of pervert is this?]
[Holy shit, this kind of thing actually happened?]
[I guess I can't become a star simply because I'm not perverted enough.]
[This is utterly infuriating to both gods and men!]
[This is so damn abstract.]
Just then, a comment caught Xu Qingfeng's attention. It wasn't necessarily what the person said, but rather the rather peculiar tone.
[Can you guarantee that what you're saying is true? This is a very serious matter, and I hope you will answer honestly.]
Xu Qingfeng curled his lips. "What's this? Are there people in the live chat impersonating Uncle Police now? You've got some nerve, aren't you afraid this host will report you?"
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"Anyway, as I was saying, the scumbag Wang beating people up and re-watching the footage every night is only his first signature axe. Relying on just that move to make Li Kui surrender is still a bit far-fetched. It's this second signature axe that is the fundamental reason why Li Kui is utterly convinced and submissive."
"As we all know, Li Kui never respects anyone throughout his entire life, yet he deeply admires those who are both courageous and resourceful. And the scumbag Wang just happens to be such a courageous, resourceful person who is thoroughly well-rounded in morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor."
[? What the fuck kind of well-rounded?]
[Negative development is also development.]
[Hey, at least he's not lopsided in his flaws.]
"At first, I racked my brain and couldn't figure out why the scumbag Wang would pull such a stunt. Later, enlightened by a master, this host finally had a moment of epiphany. I don't need to spell out where the scumbag Wang is from; once they reach adulthood over there, everyone has to serve in the military—nobody can escape it. But the scumbag Wang thought to himself, 'I am a damn megastar, why on earth would I enlist?' So he pulled strings, forged a fake medical examination certificate, and successfully dodged a bullet."
"I thought the matter ended right there, but never in my wildest dreams did I expect the scumbag Wang's secret to leak out. Seeing that he was about to get arrested, the scumbag Wang exercised quick wit and executed a classic diversion tactic: he used a criminal detention to dodge military detention! This stratospheric level of operation made Li Kui prostrate himself in complete admiration."
[Just tell us: did he successfully dodge it or not?]
[Abstract, simply too abstract.]
[Scumbag Wang: Serving in the military and going to prison are pretty much the same thing.]
[A absolute genius!]
[Scumbag Wang, what are you trying to do?!]
[The 'Master of Criminal Intelligence' award should definitely be given to the scumbag Wang.]
Xu Qingfeng kept outputting. "That's the second part. What left Li Kui even more dumbfounded, however, is yet another matter. No matter how much of a ruthless killer Li Kui was, he was always obedient and filial in front of his aging mother. The scumbag Wang, on the other hand, scoffed at this. Filial piety? Only losers are bound by filial piety! At the age of twenty, he grabbed his own father by the collar and gave him a ferocious, explosive beating—he is simply a scumbag pushed to the absolute extreme."
"The scumbag Wang has brute strength, intelligence, and beats his own biological father. With just these three signature axes, he beat Li Kui dizzy and utterly routed him. Li Kui knelt on the spot right then and there, kowtowing loudly *bang, bang, bang*, smashing his own forehead until it bled."
"He slaughters outsiders, and he slaughters his own people too. My bros, does a scumbag Wang like this deserve the title of the Heavenly Killing Star?" Xu Qingfeng shook his head rhythmically as he asked the audience in the live chat.
[Holy mother of god, indiscriminate slaughter!]
[Kill, kill, kill! Kill the unloyal, kill the unrighteous!]
[He's slaughtering everyone, completely unhinged.]
Xu Qingfeng typed a few words into his document: "Wang Gu, also known as Wang Prisoner: When your IQ falls short, your fists make up for the rest. Three punches shatter a top-tier star's dream, brutally beating his own father while stealing a house, sprinting straight into a prison cell!"
[Holy shit, writing poetry again?]
[The scumbag Wang has really made something of himself, he's finally in the same tier as the scumbag Chen now.]
[Brutally beating his biological father is truly next-level scum behavior.]
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[Are all these freaks and monsters concentrated in the entertainment industry?]
[Hello, do you have any evidence for what you just said? Spreading rumors like this is illegal! You will be held legally responsible.]
Xu Qingfeng was in the middle of drinking water. Seeing the intensely preach-heavy comment on the screen, his eyebrows knitted together. "Hold on, why are there always people in the live chat impersonating the tone of Uncle Police? This host spreading rumors? This host never talks nonsense, alright! You better watch out, or I'll report you!"
[He's the real deal!]
[Hahahaha, holy shit, there's actually an authentic Uncle Police here!]
[God Feng, he's the real deal!]
[Holy crap, Uncle Police watch live streams too?]
[Hurry up and click on his profile!]
Seeing the full screen of chat messages, Xu Qingfeng grew somewhat suspicious. "Real or fake? No way. I'll just see who this person is. If I catch you impersonating Uncle Police, this host will make you know what regret feels like! You just wait!"
Xu Qingfeng muttered as he searched for that comment. "Direct Police-Public Line – Modu. The username even tries to look authentic. Let me tell you, there are way too many scammers these days!"
He clicked on the avatar, and was so startled he nearly jumped out of his seat. "Holy crap! An official verified account? Wait, how on earth did this host manage to summon a certified professional over here?"
"Ahem, well, you see... everything this host said about the scumbag Wang is one hundred percent guaranteed authentic!"
[Direct Police-Public Line – Modu] sent [Rocket x1] to the host.
[Could you please provide the evidence?]
Xu Qingfeng snapped to attention and saluted stiffly. "Yes, absolutely! I'll send it to you shortly. You guys better move fast, though, otherwise I'm afraid he might run away."
[Host, I still prefer your rebellious and unbridled look.]
[Just standing there, he looks like an active-duty soldier.]
[Hhahahaha, even King Yama has to behave himself.]
[You gotta hand it to the host, first time I've ever seen an official account gift a rocket.]
[Is this the whistleblower reward being cashed out in advance?]
[The scumbag Wang is going to swim all the way back to Taiwan overnight.]
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