Chapter 53: What Tier of Strategist is Wu Yong to Call Himself My Equal?

Seeing his viewers flatly reject his proposal to report together, Xu Qingfeng was deeply disappointed. "I originally wanted to help everyone accumulate some good karma, but since you don't want it, then never mind."

[Thanks for your good intentions.]
[I'm crying tears of blood; he actually wanted to bring me along to gather karma.]
[My fortune isn't strong enough for this, bro, I'll pass.]

"Since the anchor added some extra spice for the Chen Scumbag this time, the materials provided by you guys were exceptionally detailed. The anchor checked, and it's at least enough to earn him a couple of extra years on the iron rice bowl. The Chen Scumbag's life is really looking up now. Since the anchor is sending such a huge gift, how are you planning to thank the anchor?"

"Oh, he hasn't come out yet? That's fine. I heard the trial is coming up soon, right? The anchor will personally go to observe the trial when the time comes. I'm not asking for much—the Chen Scumbag just needs to kowtow to the anchor three times and kowtow eight times to the brothers in the live stream room, and then we'll consider this matter settled."

[Ah? You actually dare to go?]
[Aren't you afraid of disappearing on the spot?]
[Just talking big, are you?]
[So touching, you didn't even forget the brothers in the live stream when asking for kowtows.]
[Going to perform a live rendition of "Tears Behind Iron Bars" for the Chen Scumbag?]
[Living up to his name as the King of Hell, damn it, he's hunting him down to the end!]
[Even though it sounds brutal, I love to watch it. Can you stream it live when the time comes?]

Xu Qingfeng nodded matter-of-factly. "Stream it, it must be streamed. The Chen Scumbag still has to kowtow to everyone, after all; how else can you all experience the scene in person?"

As he spoke, Xu Qingfeng typed the name of the number one scumbag in the entertainment industry into his document.

"Master of Criminal Stratagems—Chen Scumbag!"

"Personal Achievements: Tax evasion and tax avoidance, Yin-Yang contracts, sexual assault and rape, profit inflation!"

"Review: The sea of taxes is boundless yet he rows away, the peak of Yin-Yang contracts is truly me alone, inflated profits ultimately turn to dust, the vanguard charging through romantic chaos!"

Xu Qingfeng clapped his hands together. "Such fine poetry, such fine poetry!"

"Rating: 0.1. A score of 0.1 is not the Chen Scumbag's limit, but rather the bottom line of the rating system!"

[Holy shit, eloquence just flows from him.]
[What a Master of Criminal Stratagems!]
[A natural-born talent!]
[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter.]
[I'm going to print this into a banner and hang it outside the courthouse gates.]
[Holy crap, the anchor is seriously a genius.]
[Today's tea is explosive. Someone come, give rewards!]

The live stream chat was surging with comments, and virtual gifts poured in one after another.

[No wonder the fuck my investments in Chen Scumbag's stocks always lose money; that bastard scammed me on purpose.]
[Good riddance!]
[Motherless piece of trash.]

How did this beast even become a major director?
Is everyone in the entertainment industry such a beast?

Xu Qingfeng saved the document and corrected them: "This has nothing to do with the entertainment industry; it's about human beasts. With the Chen Scumbag's talent, he would be a beast wherever he goes. When the court trial begins, the anchor will definitely be there in person."

"Family members, let's continue with our reviews."

[Holy shit, you actually dare?]
[You have a death wish!]
[Damn, there's more?]
[Anchor, anchor, there were quite a few people cursing you these past two days that you haven't reviewed yet.]
[You've truly mastered the essence of the King of Hell.]
[Hahaha, roll call, roll call!]
[Hurry it up!]

Xu Qingfeng logged into Weibo. "Brothers, let's see who the next hero is."

[Weibo: ?]
[Please don't come over here!]
[Hahahaha, Weibo never expected that even after muting the God of Wind, he could still perform.]
[Weibo banned the anchor from browsing Weibo overnight.]
[Trending search list: The King of Hell is coming!]

Xu Qingfeng clicked on Weibo's trending searches, hovered his mouse over a name, and asked the live stream audience, "Brothers, has he ever cursed the anchor?"

[Cursed, he definitely cursed.]
[Yeah, cursed real dirty.]
[God of Wind, have you forgotten? Three years ago he said you were a pile of shit.]

Xu Qingfeng flew into a rage. "Alright, alright, a new victim has appeared!"

At this moment, a viewer chimed in with a reminder: [Anchor, anchor, I suggest taking screenshots to save them. I'm afraid they'll all be deleted soon.]
[Holy crap, why didn't I think of that?]
[Vanishing trending searches, Weibo running away overnight.]

"Very well, buy this viewer a cappuccino. The anchor will take screenshots to save this right now."

At this moment, the celebrities currently watching the live stream felt their worlds collapse.

"Fuck your grandpa!"
"Which bastard came up with this idea?"
"Damn it all!"
"Quickly pull down the trending search."

Is pulling down the trending search useful? Useful or not, take it down first!

The entertainment industry was in a state of chaos, while the live stream room was filled with joy.

Xu Qingfeng typed a few characters into the document: "Next up, the Heaven-Killing Star—Black Whirlwind Li Kui!"

"Speaking of this Li Kui, he was a resounding hero in *Water Margin*, with dark skin and a violent temper, hacking at anyone he saw—truly a man who killed without blinking an eye. There is also such a hero in the entertainment industry, and compared to Li Kui, he is even worse."

[Ah?]
[My blind guess is another Undead Juggernaut.]
[Swallowing two hundred million vengeful souls in one gulp, let me ask if you're scared.]
[You haven't watched fewer adult films, have you?]
[No, bro, did Wang Gu do it too?]
[Oh my kinky goodness.]
[I thought it was the Undead Juggernaut Jiang Wei.]

Xu Qingfeng shook his head. "Although the Jiang Scumbag is known as the Undead Juggernaut, the ones he beat up were all ghostly infants with weak strength. The Black Whirlwind Li Kui killed actual adults, so Jiang Wei isn't worthy of that title. But our Wang Gu is different."

The more Xu Qingfeng spoke, the more excited he became. "Wang Gu has something to say: *What the fuck are you, Jiang Wei, to dare compare yourself to me, Wang Gu?* Jiang Wei was rendered speechless and dared not utter a sound. Just as Wang Gu was feeling proud, suddenly everything went pitch black before his eyes. Wang Gu looked up in shock and saw a black-faced, bearded giant holding two broad axes, roaring at him: *Halt! What kind of monster are you, daring to compete with me, the Black Whirlwind Li Kui, for the title of Heaven-Killing Star?*"

"Some family members might ask: *What the hell is Wang Gu, daring to use the same moniker as Li Kui?*"

"Li Kui killed without blinking an eye and even had the achievement of slaying tigers. What does Wang Gu have? Is the anchor deliberately elevating Wang Gu?"

Xu Qingfeng shook his head. "Then you would be quite wrong. This Wang Gu is no ordinary person. Facing Li Kui's three axes, he showed not a shred of fear. Not only was he unafraid, but within just a few moves, he knocked Li Kui flat on his back."

[I just love listening to you bullshit.]
[Hilarious, it's like listening to a story every damn day.]
[I really want to see what kind of flowers you can spin out of this.]

"After being knocked flat, Li Kui was utterly terrified. He said, *I, Li Kui, kill without blinking an eye, with ordinary people lining up for their heads to be chopped off, and killing four tigers took no effort at all. Exactly who are you?*"

"Wang Gu let out a long howl toward the heavens, then wiped away his smile. *You kill without blinking an eye, yet pitifully, you killed people just to storm an execution ground; you fought tigers just to avenge your mother. How utterly laughable! As a bandit, you've completely shamed Mount Liang! You're simply a harmless little white rabbit!*"

Xu Qingfeng spoke with spit flying everywhere, and the viewers praised him as an expert.

[My goodness, Li Kui has become the good guy?]
[Against the heavens! What on earth did Wang Gu do? Hurry up and tell us!]
[You're killing me with suspense.]

Xu Qingfeng clapped his hands. "After struggling with his expression for a moment, Li Kui finally calmed down. He kowtowed heavily twice, begging to know what a true bandit is."

"Wang Gu lightly brushed his sleeves and said airily, *A bandit must kill people, but must kill them without leaving a trace, making it impossible for anyone to figure out the motive. Everything you did was far too deliberate—that is your greatest weakness.*"

"After saying that, he whispered something into Li Kui's ear. Li Kui was deeply shaken, submitted on the spot, and willingly handed over the title of Heaven-Killing Star."