Chapter 61 Since you cannot be taught, today I shall deliver you!

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"Awoo!~~~"
"Awooo-wooo~~~"
Several piercing tiger roars snapped Liu Haizhu back to reality.
He looked up again,
and that figure had already walked far away.
......
Ah-Gang clumsily climbed out of the pit, hanging his head as if somewhat dejected. "Sigh, I really messed up this time!"
Liu Haizhu glanced sideways with a sneer. "Weren't you acting all tough? What about your Golden Bell Shield? Go on, fight him, take him down!"
Ah-Gang cursed indignantly, "Damn it all, that's the Prince! I was helping you, can't you even tell?!"
Liu Haizhu glared at him out of the corner of his eye. "Did I ask for your help?"
Yet, a doubt crept into his mind, and he muttered to himself, "My name is Zhu-zi, why on earth would he call me Tai-zi?"
"Moron!"
Ah-Gang thrust out his neck and yelled, "Prince, Prince! The emperor's son is called a prince, the formidable boss of Tsim Sha Tsui, the Prince!"
Seeing the tigers closing in from all sides,
Liu Haizhu roared at him, "What are you shouting about? That guy was obviously here looking for payback against you!"
"Huh???"
Ah-Gang grabbed a lump of wet dirt from his head in utter bewilderment, his brain buzzing slightly.
Luo Nini opened her eyes wide, staring at the two of them in sheer disbelief!
Wow-ga-ga,
......the tigers were about to eat people!
......yet these two grown men were still arguing???
......Her little mouth formed an "O" shape. Wow-ga-ga, this is too thrilling!
Meanwhile, Ying Si beside her kept making phone calls to contact the park administrators, her hand gripping the railing tightly.
Perhaps out of nervousness, her knuckles had turned completely white.
......
"Awoo!~~~"
Another fierce roar echoed.
Because Ah-Gang looked rather plump and meaty, he immediately attracted a large South China tiger.
Another tiger growled in a low voice, guarding the flank!
"Awoo!~~~"
The leading tiger lunged forward with its bloody maw wide open, its tail sweeping through the grass... a sight that instantly struck one as immensely powerful!
Ah-Gang was already boiling with suppressed fury. "Come on, come on, you absolute fool!"
Acting like a madman, he too howled and took the initiative to charge straight at them. "Behold my, super, horn!"
"Boom!"
A dull, heavy impact resounded!
The hundreds-of-pound tiger was actually knocked flat onto the ground by a direct collision from him.
......The big tiger's eyes went blank; it instantly no longer felt hungry, scrambled back up, and fled.
The other tiger lost its nerve as well, standing frozen in the spot in utter confusion.
......
"Vicious beast, halt!"
Ah-Gang surged with fury, chasing right after that tiger while shouting as he ran, "...Hey, don't run! Witness my fierce five-point whip!"
"Awooo-wooo!"
The tiger whined, tucking its tail between its legs and fleeing desperately forward.
......!
Seeing Ah-Gang run far away, the remaining giant tigers locked their eyes onto the solitary Liu Haizhu.
Well, skinny as he was, he was still meat and likely chewy.
"Roar!~"
Then, from between two giant tigers, an even larger ferocious beast strode out proudly!
With a sudden, ferocious roar, this white-browed tiger leaped onto a nearby boulder in a flash.
......
Heh,
Liu Haizhu looked at them with cold eyes!
This tiger was as tall and robust as an ox, bearing a prominent white marking resembling the Chinese character for "King" on its forehead, with a coat of black and yellow stripes.
Its razor-sharp claws extended beyond its toes, and its thick, long tail with black rings curved slightly like a steel whip.
Liu Haizhu was instantly bewildered on the spot...
Oh mother dear,
how the hell could one run into a tiger king right here???
Indeed, this vicious beast sported long, steel-needle-like whiskers on its white muzzle, the hallmark of the king of beasts.
"Roar!~~~"
Seeing the tiger about to attack!
*Swish!*
"Liu Haizhu, catch!"
Ying Si's face was covered in beads of fragrant sweat as she laboriously tossed down a heavy wooden stick.
The fellow instantly leaped into the air, executed a graceful backflip, and caught it with his hand.
Haha,
he was instantly overjoyed.
The tiger-slaying cudgel and the monk's staff—now the set was complete.
......
"Roar!"
The Tiger King made the first move, its greenish eyes flashing with a murderous glare!
Executing a textbook hungry-tiger pounce, it lunged ferociously toward the skinny biped before it!
The two tigers flanking it also moved in response, the sound of breaking wind mingling with a foul, reeking intent to kill!
Liu Haizhu tilted his head and smiled. Not bad at all, this was a tactical encirclement!
The chaotic battle erupted instantly!
"Heh, bring it on!"
Liu Haizhu flashed a mouthful of gleaming white teeth. He smashed his club down onto the tiger's head, shouting, "Heh, trying to act like a beast in front of your old man, damn it!"
*Bang!*
The fellow's staff techniques were by no means slow; parrying, sweeping, whirling, and thrusting—every strike was steady and powerful, wielded with great martial majesty!
*Bang!*
*Bang!*
*Bang, bang, bang!*
The whistling club tore through the air without any formal pattern whatsoever, smashing away at whichever tiger it encountered!
"Boom!"
Liu Haizhu swung both arms down with all his might, leaping into the air to deliver a crushing downward thrust with his staff!
"Awoo, awoo!"
One of the giant tigers had its skull caved in, letting out a pitiful whine before falling completely silent.
Liu Haizhu brandished his club, standing triumphantly atop the boulder and shouting domineeringly, "Hear this! Not just you lot, even if a damn dragon showed up, it wouldn't dare act presumptuously before my Iron Monkey!"
*Swish!*
The wooden stick in his hand pointed horizontally at the two remaining giant tigers, and he hollered, "Vicious beasts, come and meet your doom!"
The Tiger King hesitated for a fleeting moment before a murderous gleam burst forth from its eyes once more, and it lunged forward to attack!
Liu Haizhu let out a wild roar, gripping his club and charging straight ahead!
"Haha, since you cannot be civilized, I shall grant you salvation today!"
......
"Wow-ga-ga, brother-in-law is too cool!"
Up above the tiger enclosure, little Nini hugged her elder sister, crying her eyes out.
......
A short while later,
the previously sparse periphery of the tiger enclosure was now surrounded by a large crowd of people—some watching the spectacle, some nervous, and others terrified.
Down below,
things were even more thrilling...
The massive tiger enclosure was an utter mess of devastation, with shattered trees and collapsed turf. The scene looked as though it had been ravaged by a category-ten hurricane.
Two of the giant tigers
lay on the ground, dead as could be.
As for that howling Tiger King from earlier, it had actually suffered the worst of it; owing to its formidable vitality, it was still clinging to life.
"Awoo~~w-oo"
The Tiger King lay flat on its back in utter humiliation, tears streaming from its eyes, looking completely devoid of the will to live.
......
As for the two main participants, they were completely unscathed.
Liu Haizhu sat upon a massive boulder, smoking a cigarette... That fellow called the Prince, heh, quite capable indeed!
Meanwhile, Ah-Gang squatted nearby in shredded clothes, intently studying the giant tiger on the ground.
I wonder if this thing tastes good or not???
......
Not long after,
a rumbling sound echoed from above as the elevator arrived.
Shortly following, the Emperor Brother from Dongsheng, accompanied by the zoo administrators, hurried over in a flurry.
......
*Screech, screech-screech.*
The grating sound of the elevator echoed.
Liu Haizhu stood inside it like a returning hero, basking in the awed admiration of the masses as he slowly ascended.
*Swish!*
The moment he stepped off the elevator platform, the Emperor rushed over.
Flanking him were two bitter-faced middle-aged men in suits, who presumably were the managers of the park.
The Emperor furrowed his brow and stepped forward. "Brother Haizhu, are you alright?"
"You are?"
Liu Haizhu looked at him and found him somewhat familiar, but genuinely couldn't recall his name.
"I'm the Emperor, Dongsheng's appointed red-pole,"
he said with a smile. "I'm with Brother Hua. Brother Haizhu, don't you remember? We burned incense together!"