Chapter 50: The Wrath of the Iron Lump King
Leng Qingqiu was getting dressed in the walk-in closet. Watching Lu Chengwen struggle for a long time without finding any clothes that fit him, she laughed while drying her hair.
"You're still laughing."
"Hey, in three years, this is your first time stepping into my rest area, isn't it?"
"Of course not," Lu Chengwen said casually. "I was the one who sent you that big bathtub, did you forget? Knowing how hard you work, your favorite way to decompress and relieve fatigue is a bubble bath. So I had the construction team redesign it and built you a large bathroom and a spacious rest bed right here in your office."
"Get lost!"
Leng Qingqiu swung her hair dryer at Lu Chengwen. "You think I don't know what's on your mind? You deliberately made a big bed for me here and even wanted to leave a secret door. Full of bad intentions."
Lu Chengwen smiled too. "Ah, what a pity that it was all in vain. There was no secret door, but you gladly accepted the big bathtub and then told me to scram."
Leng Qingqiu let out a chuckle, walked over, and threw her arms around Lu Chengwen. "Tell me, in the past three years, how did I fail to notice your good qualities?"
Lu Chengwen quickly distanced himself from her a bit. "Hey, hey, hey, watch it. You... your clothes are too thin, and we're... touching."
"You used to be desperate to stick to me, why are you dodging me like the plague now? I don't care, I want to lean against you, just lean, just lean..."
The two of them were fooling around when Han Yue knocked on the door again, hearing the flirting sounds of the man and woman coming from the walk-in closet.
She was so nervous she could barely breathe.
What should she do?!
I caught President Leng having an affair. If this isn't handled well, my career might be ruined.
She deliberately stood a little further away. "President Leng, President Lu!"
She emphasized heavily, "President Lu Chengwen of the Lu family is waiting for you in the meeting room right now."
"I know. Oh, you're annoying, you're not allowed to run, stay right there!"
"Someone is here!"
"So what if someone is here? Come here and let your older sister spoil you."
"Stop fooling around, let's get down to business."
"You are my business. Anyway, your clothes are soaked, take them off and I'll dry them for you."
Han Yue was losing her mind.
Don't they even care about other people anymore?!
President Leng wasn't like this before! She kept to herself and had never even engaged in overly intimate actions with any man.
Could this... could this be the awakening of a woman's instincts?!
But the actual fiancé is waiting right outside! If Young Master Lu finds out about this, the two families will collide like Mars hitting Earth!
"President Leng, President Lu is here, you should... you should think of something first."
"I know, make him wait. I just took a shower and will change my clothes before going out. Hey, why do you always stand so far away? Come over here, I'll reward you with a nice task today—help me apply body lotion... Come over here!"
Han Yue shook her head and sighed.
Was President Leng doing this on purpose? To humiliate the Lu family?
Just as she was about to leave, Leng Qingqiu stopped her. "Han Yue."
"Yes, President Leng."
"Go find a set of men's clothes. Buy a set according to President Lu's size, quickly. Make it a complete set—clothes, pants, underwear, shirts, shoes, I want everything."
"Understood, I'll send someone right away."
"Have them delivered directly here!"
"Understood."
Outside, Long Aotian was nearly dying of anxiety.
But there was no help for it; he had to keep his composure right now.
Han Yue placated the "Lu Chengwen" outside while having someone immediately buy the clothes, pack them in a black bag, and deliver them to the "secret lover" inside.
To put it simply, the two of them tossed and turned inside for a full hour.
Just Leng Qingqiu herself took up a lot of time: taking a shower, applying lotions, putting on makeup, choosing clothes...
She even waited on Lu Chengwen to help him dress like a new bride.
"Can this face change back? It looks so awkward."
"Of course," Lu Chengwen said while adjusting his clothes. "Both Long Aotian and I hate each other's faces, it will definitely change back."
"That's good, I still prefer your own face."
Lu Chengwen couldn't be bothered to say any more heartless words to her; this woman... was hopeless.
While they were changing clothes, they had already called Xu Xuejiao in advance to explain the situation.
Lu Chengwen's original intention was to prevent Long Aotian from using his identity to deceive her, but upon hearing this, Xu Xuejiao was thrilled and said she would be right there.
What do you mean you'll be right there?! Who asked you to come?!
However, the other party ignored all that and hung up the phone directly.
When they arrived at the reception room, Leng Qingqiu had already changed into a brand-new professional suit.
She was still the radiant professional female executive, peerlessly gorgeous and breathtakingly stunning.
Long Aotian smiled faintly. "Qingqiu, I've invited an old friend, I need security to let him through."
"Okay."
Tie Tuowang had been waiting all this time.
He told himself to keep his cool.
That bastard Lu Chengwen, even at this point, was still pretending to be his young master and giving him orders, actually making him wait in a reception room.
He even wanted him to invest in some project and hand over five billion in funds.
Fine, I'll wait.
You donkey-headed bastard really take me for an absolute idiot!
If I don't squeeze the crap out of you today, I'm your grandson!
While waiting, he actually saw Xu Xuejiao.
Xu Xuejiao even came over cheerfully to greet him.
Hehe, fine. The few of you are putting on a complete act, you really think I'm brainless.
Just wait, all this humiliation, all the depression I've endured, all my anger—you're going to experience it thoroughly!
Taste it slowly.
Tie Tuowang walking in together with Xu Xuejiao genuinely shocked everyone present.
Long Aotian saw a figure that looked like a man in the rest area inside. "Who is in there?"
Leng Qingqiu frowned. "None of your business."
Just as Long Aotian was about to speak, a receptionist behind them said, "President Leng, President Lu, Mr. Tie has arrived."
Long Aotian wanted to handle the proper business first before talking about anything else.
"Qingqiu, this is Mr. Tie, you've met him. I thought about it, and investing in that piece of land is still the safest bet. The shantytown and the amusement park—we'll adopt a two-pronged approach and bloom on both fronts. Mr. Tie, let's sign the contract."
Han Yue had already prepared the contract as requested.
Tie Tuowang walked over, looking at "Lu Chengwen" with a smile on his face.
"Sign here, here, and here, put your thumbprint, wire the funds, and then you're done."
"Time to sign, right?" Tie Tuowang asked with a smile.
Long Aotian looked at him. "What is it this time? Is my word no good?"
"Haha, good, good, you're the young master after all!"
"Since you understand, make it quick, I'm pressed for time."
"Alright, alright, five billion, just to save your face."
"Right here." Long Aotian couldn't be bothered to talk nonsense anymore.
Suddenly, Tie Tuowang struck without warning, landing a heavy slap across Long Aotian's face with a loud smack.
Long Aotian was spun around twice on the spot. Steadying himself, he stared at Tie Tuowang in shock.
"You motherf..."
Tie Tuowang smiled. "Dare I ask, Young Master, how was your subordinate's slap?"
"How dare you hit me? Do you have any idea who I am?"
"You? You're a piece of crap!" Tie Tuowang said as he slapped Long Aotian across the face a second time.
Leng Qingqiu was dumbfounded.
Han Yue and the others were dumbfounded too.
Lu Chengwen, hiding inside, was even more dumbfounded.
What on earth is going on?! Did the two of them use the soul-transferring face-changing technique before even figuring out their identities?!
Only Xu Xuejiao was excited.
Bring it on! I'm ready for anything!
Han Yue was about to step forward to stop him, but was held back by Leng Qingqiu.
Leng Qingqiu said coldly, "Mr. Tie, are you here to talk business or to beat people up?"
Tie Tuowang replied, "First beat people up, then talk business."
Long Aotian wiped the blood gushing from the corner of his mouth and nose, smearing it all over his hands. "Take a good fucking look, I am Lu Chengwen! Your young master!"
"I know, I know. Hello Young Master, please give me some pointers on my Iron Sand Palm!"
Tie Tuowang violently grabbed Long Aotian, his hand like a large butcher knife, jumping up and chopping down!
"Hi—!"
Crack!
"Yikes—!"
Everyone heard the sound of a rib fracturing.
Long Aotian crashed to the floor, vomiting a mouthful of blood. "You... fucking... moron..."
Tie Tuowang grabbed Long Aotian by the hair, hoisted him up again, blocking his ear with his other hand. "Huh? What did you say? I can't hear you!"
With that, he drove a knee into Long Aotian's lower abdomen, followed by a left hook, a right hook, a reminder that people who tick him off are in danger, and finally: a gorgeous spinning kick!
Long Aotian flew directly through the air and crashed into a corner.
Han Yue was so frightened that all the color drained from her face. "President Leng... what kind of person is this? Too violent! We have to call the police, President Lu is going to be beaten to death."
Leng Qingqiu calmly said, "Let's watch for a moment."
"What? You still want to watch?!"
Tie Tuowang cornered Long Aotian and kicked him blow by blow, still unsatisfied, even jumping up to stomp on him.
"Stop... stop hitting me... I yield..."
"What? You yield? Acting arrogant? Keep acting arrogant! Deceiving me? Keep deceiving me! Damn it, you think you're the only smart one, right? You think you're the only one who can act, right? You think your dramatic tension is great, right? You think having women on both arms is great, right? You think you're romantic and suave, right? You think stealing hearts is great, right? You think not closing the bathroom door is great, right?"
Long Aotian mustered a breath and cried out, "No! I didn't! I didn't leave the bathroom door open!"
"Damn it! So is it okay for me to wrong you then? Huh? Answer me! Is it okay! Or not okay!?"
Teeth clenched, Tie Tuowang jumped up and stomped down again.
"Okay, okay..."
"Speak! Speak!"
Every single word from Tie Tuowang was accompanied by a full combo attack.
"Why... why... do you always... always... always... never... speak... up!?"
Finally, he picked up a chair and began smashing it wildly at Long Aotian, who was already slumped defenselessly in the corner.
"There! Now everyone! Had enough! Fun! Right!"
Tie Tuowang finally finished his beating.
Han Yue's legs could barely hold her up anymore. Her beautiful, sexy legs clad in flesh-colored stockings were so weak she couldn't stand straight, and she had to lean on Leng Qingqiu for support.
"President Leng, are we still watching?"
Leng Qingqiu glanced at her. "Sit down."
"And then?"
"Sit and watch."
Looking at her President Leng, Han Yue thought to herself: Are you a demon?!
At this moment, Xu Xuejiao rushed forward and pulled Tie Tuowang away. "What gives you the right to hit people?!"
Long Aotian was already in tears.
Two streams of tears rolled down the corners of his eyes. "You could have... said that a little earlier..."
Xu Xuejiao leaned close to Long Aotian's ear. "Yeah, yeah, right, exactly, I understand."
Over there, Tie Tuowang rolled up his sleeves. "That's how you're supposed to hit them! Learn from this!"
His four followers immediately chimed in, "Iron King is mighty!"
Xu Xuejiao stood up and glared angrily at Tie Tuowang. "Our Brother Lu said to ask you if you haven't eaten! Landing those blows on him felt just like scratching an itch."
Tie Tuowang spun his head around sharply, his eyes shooting out an angry, sharp, and fierce glare.
Lying paralyzed in the corner, beaten to a bloody pulp and beyond recognition, Long Aotian's eyes now revealed a look of desperate panic.
"Damn it! Truly a tough guy!"
Tie Tuowang said to his subordinates, "Bring me my wolf-tooth club!"
Han Yue was barely able to stay seated.
Director Xu... is the true demon itself!
Compared to you, our President Leng is an angel.