Chapter 141: Pork Intestine Sashimi

"Is it delicious?"
"If it's delicious, eat some more."
"Boss, another twenty skewers of lamb kidneys..."
"Oh right, right, also ten plates of tripe. Don't pad it with Chinese cabbage, the Daoist priest is loaded..."

Opposite Licheng's most luxurious residential area, inside a hot pot restaurant, Li Changluo and Heiwa were enjoying a lavish breakfast...
Although at this hour the hot pot restaurant wasn't open yet, money can make the ghost push the mill.
For the sake of money, the hot pot restaurant made an unprecedented exception for two distinguished guests.

"Li, you really are a petty, double-crossing scoundrel. Didn't you just tell Boss Zhang that you don't eat secular food? Weren't you just acting all high and mighty?"
Heiwa asked Li Changluo across the table, his mouth stuffed with food and his words somewhat slurred.
"That's called saying one thing and thinking another. Please, don't talk to me about sh*t and piss early in the morning..."
"Just eat your food, why so much nonsense? Besides, there's another popular saying: Wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha stays in the heart. Figure it out for yourself. Our vast country has a profound and deep culture."

Li Changluo burped heavily, pulled a cigarette out of his bag, and lit it...
This kind of lifestyle where a post-meal cigarette makes you happier than an immortal was truly carefree.
Heiwa kept chewing his food, unable to help feeling in his heart that your country's culture really is profound and deep...
You can even spin it back around like this...
Only...
Aren't we Daoist priests right now...
Why keep dragging the Buddha into it?
Have we mutinied?

"Little sister, serve my black brother another plate of raw pork large intestines sashimi. Extra sauce, he likes it this way..."
Li Changluo called the waiter over to order more food. Now that he had money in hand, he had to splurge like this...
"............"
The waitress frowned, looking at Heiwa with a curious expression and taking a few extra glances.
"Li, extra what?"
Heiwa asked curiously.

"That's why I say you're not a true foodie. In our country, large intestines are meant to be washed only half clean, preferably with the original stuffing still inside, that's the most authentic way to eat them..."
"Don't ask. To ask is to admit you're not a qualified foodie..."
"Just enjoy it, when have I ever shafted you? Look, even the waitress's look towards you has sublimated, full of admiration."
Li Changluo took a fierce drag of his cigarette, blew the smoke into Heiwa's face, and smiled broadly as he looked at the foreign foodie whose mouth was watering just at the mention of delicious food.

"Li, are we heading back to the tavern now? Is the mission considered complete?"

Heiwa looked at the plate of raw large intestines sashimi served before him, sniffing it repeatedly with his nose.
"Head back my foot, that damned shoe spirit hasn't been caught yet. If we go back now, that white lotus will definitely discipline us."
Li Changluo picked up a piece of large intestine, dipped it in the wasabi on the plate, and then...
Very thoughtfully placed it in Heiwa's bowl...

"Then what are we doing now?"
Heiwa was deeply moved. Someone as shameless as Li Changluo would actually think of him first and add a dish for him first...
He truly considered him a brother.
Deeply moved, he quickly used his fork to send the large intestine into his mouth.

After eating and drinking their fill, the two of them rented the most expensive private booth at a nearby internet cafe...
"Li, a private booth like this has no soul. To have the right atmosphere, we have to sit outside with everyone else."
Heiwa wanted to go out to the main hall.
"You're reeking of a nouveau riche vibe all over right now, the people outside wouldn't even dare get close to you, what soul are you talking about?"
Li Changluo covered his nose and stayed far away from Heiwa. Because whenever Heiwa spoke, his mouth drifted with the "fragrance" of excrement. He was genuinely starting to regret letting Heiwa eat that kind of "delicacy".

"Oh, alright."
Heiwa exhaled a breath himself and also felt that his breath was a bit too pungent.
Sitting in Licheng's most expensive internet cafe, the two of them passionately played...
Spider Solitaire.
Even the waitress who brought them the fruit platter was shocked by the two of them...
Staring at these two figures, she couldn't help raising the phone in her hand, hesitating and refusing to put it down...
Wanting to call the police...
Wanting to report minors disguised as adults sneaking into an internet cafe to surf the web.

The sky gradually grew dark.
At the entrance of Licheng's most luxurious residential area, several security guards were changing shifts...
At this moment, a dark figure was sneakily crouching outside the compound, craning its neck to observe the situation inside...
This dark figure was Heiwa. Relying on his natural dark skin, he had blended into the bushes, acting like a spy monitoring every single movement inside the residential area...
However...
Just as he was watching intently, someone patted him on the shoulder...
"Stop messing around, I'm busy."
Heiwa ignored it.
He and Li Changluo had agreed that he would use his natural advantage to scout out the information first, and then find a way to sneak into the residential area and infiltrate Mr. Zhang's home to catch the spirit...
The whole process was thrilling and suspenseful, and as the most crucial link, he absolutely could not mess up.
Therefore, he earnestly continued observing the situation inside the residential area.

"Hey, what are you doing?"
Only then did Heiwa realize someone was behind him. He hurriedly turned his head and saw a circle of security guards surrounding him...
"A foreigner, and a Black guy too. Are you that, that master?"
The lead security guard recognized Heiwa, greeted him hurriedly, pulled out a cigarette, and offered it to him.
"It's true that things only happen by coincidence. I'm your uncle now. Nephew, how did you spot me..."
Heiwa didn't smoke. He politely declined the security captain's cigarette and gave a silly, cheerful grin.
"It's no coincidence. Look, our residential area has zero blind spots with cameras all over. You were spotted the moment you came sneaking around."
Although the security captain didn't understand what Heiwa was babbling about, he still exchanged friendly pleasantries with him.
Heiwa felt that he and Li Changluo had overlooked nothing except this, yet they had failed at this very link and been discovered so easily...

"Master, what are you still doing outside the residential area in the middle of the night? Subduing spirits?"
The security captain asked Heiwa with concern.
Heiwa didn't know what to say, but he suddenly remembered what Li Changluo had just taught him: if you get caught, just say this to others...
"I bought a watch last year..."
Heiwa bared his teeth, the only white part on his dark face being his teeth, and he repeatedly grinned and said this phrase to every security guard present.
Because...
Li Changluo had said this was part of their national culture; as long as you said this phrase, everyone would treat you like an old friend, be burning with enthusiasm towards you, and therefore wouldn't hold your mistakes against you.

The security guards surrounding Heiwa looked at each other in blank dismay, unable to process what on earth Heiwa was doing for a moment...
"Captain, is he greeting your mother?"
It wasn't until a younger security guard reacted that he loudly reported to his captain.
"F*ck him up, take him down..."
The security captain lost his patience. He pulled out an electric baton, waved to his subordinates, and without caring whether this would cause an international incident, charged straight at Heiwa to beat him...
"What?"
Heiwa wore a bewildered Black guy face and bolted...
Meanwhile, Li Changluo, standing in the distance and witnessing everything, nodded wisely and quietly slipped into the security monitoring room at the main entrance.